Au milieu d'un bon combat

maroonknight14:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

Concept: a small child whose imaginary friend is Superman. He talks to “Superman” all the time, completely unaware that Clark can in fact hear everything he’s saying. The child and associated adults are infinitely surprised when reply letters from Superman start appearing in their mailbox

#clark is just#goin about his business#fightin bad guys and smashing through walls#listening to this little kid tell him about school today and soccer practice and#how his mom is making spaghetti for dinner and does superman want to come??#one of these days he’s probably going to do it#hello it is I superman#I heard there was spaghetti?? 

(via bushy-haired-know-it-all)

setheverman:

emotions? just throw those right out! we’re having lasagna for breakfast

(via wolfnight2012)

fleamontpotter:

fleamontpotter:

I want the next Jurassic World to just be 3 hours of a brontosaurus relaxing and having fun with its friends

with Jeff Goldblum watching from a tree

(via wolfnight2012)

chordn:

thats-tea:

IHOP was thinking about this tweet through gritted teeth for three fucking years…

(via bisexual-khaleesi)

yiffmaster:

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

(via bisexual-khaleesi)

theghostofsomethingorother:

higglety:

wildnoutinwildemount:

unbothered-anoai:

thor-appreciation-blog:

Marvel: Are you ready for the GOD of motherFUCKING THUNDER?????? He’s six feet of RAW MUSCLE and his hobbies include SMASHING things with a HUGE, MAGIC HAMMER and being a generally SEXY BEAST

The fandom: 

10/10 gif usage

The funniest thing is I imagine Diana and Thor would get along very well, and bond over their dads being the head honchos of the gods. Also lightning and thunder! Diana would probably be like a slightly exasperated big sister to Thor at times. Oh and she can 100% lift Mjolnir and wield Stormbreaker.

and we all know how Thor feels about female warriors. he would think Diana is the absolute coolest

the little brother diana would want

the big sister thor deserves

(via bisexual-khaleesi)

sexsmiths:

(via deadlynedly)

suedesatan:

me: I’d like a million dollars, but we don’t always get what we want

nephew: that’s so many teeth

me: what??

nephew: you’d have to lose a lot of teeth to get a million dollars

his only source of income at 7 is the tooth fairy

(via imafangirlidontdocalm)

bpd-anz:

im a romantic but the plot twist is that im unlovable

(via jewbucks)